Ban Shakira

"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee) 02/11/2014 at 22:48 • Filed to: None

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to help here is a SFW pic of Scarlet Johansson.

Manuél Ferrari > Scary__goongala! 02/11/2014 at 22:52

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she's so hot that the pic isn't SFW even though she isn't nekid

Scary__goongala! > Manuél Ferrari 02/11/2014 at 22:53

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couldn't agree more. but I like to live dangerously so I didn't put the tags.

Manuél Ferrari > Scary__goongala! 02/11/2014 at 22:54

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she's so hot she could get sued for walking down the street scantily clad. it would cause car wrecks

Bad Idea Hat > Manuél Ferrari 02/11/2014 at 22:58

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She's so hot that she ripped through spacetime and gave 14 year-old me a boner.

Scary__goongala! > Manuél Ferrari 02/11/2014 at 23:00

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If I saw her walking down the street dressed as the Black Widow, all blood would flow from my brain to other regions of my body causing death And I would die happy.

Manuél Ferrari > Bad Idea Hat 02/11/2014 at 23:01

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LOL

i'm kind of glad i didn't even have AOL dial up yet when i was 14

if i did i would have had a permanent boner. that would have been bad

Manuél Ferrari > Scary__goongala! 02/11/2014 at 23:02

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maybe you could get her to sign your arm before you passed out

the mortician would understand what happened

Bad Idea Hat > Manuél Ferrari 02/11/2014 at 23:03

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Meanwhile, 14 year old me is sitting on a school bus wondering what the hell just happened.

Scary__goongala! > Manuél Ferrari 02/11/2014 at 23:03

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I would be coming at her so fast I would be seen as a threat and dealt with. Hopefully by one of her many wrestling moves.